That night I was sitting home bored about an hour from game time and I said "fuck it, I am going to the game." Rode my bike to the stadium and got a reserve seat. Had these obnoxious drunk bleach blonde OC moms in front of me talking SO MUCH SHIT to everyone around. Even after the 5th they just treated it as a forgone conclusion that their team was going to score a few. Then Saito came in and a drunk dodger fan stood right next to them saying "HOW DOES IT FEEEEEL? YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE WITHOUT GIVING UP A HIT? HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEEEEL. ONLY FIVE TIMES IN HISTORYYYYY." (not sure if that's the real stat) "HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEEEEL." I was giggling the whole way home. Out of the 25 or so games I went to that year that was the best one I hadn't planned on going to.
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That night I was sitting home bored about an hour from game time and I said "fuck it, I am going to the game." Rode my bike to the stadium and got a reserve seat. Had these obnoxious drunk bleach blonde OC moms in front of me talking SO MUCH SHIT to everyone around. Even after the 5th they just treated it as a forgone conclusion that their team was going to score a few. Then Saito came in and a drunk dodger fan stood right next to them saying "HOW DOES IT FEEEEEL? YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE WITHOUT GIVING UP A HIT? HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEEEEL. ONLY FIVE TIMES IN HISTORYYYYY." (not sure if that's the real stat) "HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEEEEL." I was giggling the whole way home. Out of the 25 or so games I went to that year that was the best one I hadn't planned on going to.
when the game was over. I just stared at the TV shaking my my head thinking. I can die now, having seen it all.
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